“Don’t Talk to Me, I’m Grieving Fictional Events” is for readers who cry at endings, rage at plot twists, and carry the weight of fictional heartbreaks long after the final page. For those whose inner worlds are shaped by stories, whose emotions are entwined with characters, and who know that sometimes, mourning a book is a full-time job.
This embroidered cap is soft, whimsical, and stitched with empathy for the emotionally invested. A gentle nod to those who fall hard, feel deeply, and take their fictional heartbreaks seriously—because they matter.
Whether you’re curled up with tissues and a favorite read, wandering through the park replaying your bookish heartbreak, or silently nodding to fellow swooners who understand, this is your cap.
Details:
– 100% brushed washed cotton
– Soft-structured crown & curved peak
– Stitched ventilation eyelets
– Adjustable fabric strap with brass-effect buckle
– Unisex fit (one size)
– Embroidered in small batches in the UK
– Sponge clean only
No label inside — every cap includes a dreamy care card written for fellow romantasy readers.
Made by two sisters building a soft space for the fiction-obsessed.
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