He Brooded. I Swooned. We Never Recovered.

£27.00

The only possible outcome when a fictional man with emotional trauma enters the chat. An embroidered cap for readers who never stood a chance.

The only possible outcome when a fictional man with emotional trauma enters the chat. An embroidered cap for readers who never stood a chance.

Some fictional men don’t just brood. They destroy us.

This embroidered cap is for the romantasy readers who fall hardest for the quiet, emotionally complex love interest — the one who scowls, simmers, and probably has a tragic past. The one you said you'd never get attached to... and yet here we are.

Soft and unassuming, this cap is a subtle nod to every reader who’s swooned, spiralled, and absolutely never recovered.

Wear it on your next emotionally unwell walk. Pair it with a playlist of sad violins. Or throw it on when someone dares interrupt your annotated reread.

Details:
– 100% brushed washed cotton
– Soft-structured crown & curved peak
– Stitched ventilation eyelets
– Adjustable fabric strap with brass-effect buckle
– Unisex fit (one size)
– Embroidered in small batches in the UK
Sponge clean only

No inner label – every cap comes with a whimsical care card tucked inside.
Designed by two sisters who read the brooding love interest like a red flag, and still fell headfirst.

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